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"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Vaccine hurdles

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."