Methodology Maven Prints

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Failure/Due Diligence

Jack of all trades

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'