Mind Matters Gifts

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Thinking.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Analyst and patient

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

When psychiatry works too well!

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"