Mind Matters Gifts

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Thinking.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Analyst and patient

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

When psychiatry works too well!

'I'm trying to work on Mr. Findlay's self-esteem, Miss Oglethorpe — stop giggling in there!'

"Let it out. Let it all out."