Mind Over Matter Advocate Gifts

'I'm going to tell you again, Higgins -- no more bites. The hunger is all in your mind, and it just makes a mess anyway.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Garden Sudoku

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"I gave up booze and cigs, I became a vegan and did sports. . . and now I'm here anyway! Why??"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

Consternation/Control

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

Downward Dog

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

The way to elininate stress from your life is simply to stop thinking.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."