Mind Over Matter Advocate Mugs

'I'm going to tell you again, Higgins -- no more bites. The hunger is all in your mind, and it just makes a mess anyway.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Guru.

"Is this who I am?"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Garden Sudoku

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The Smug Unemployed Monkey

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"I gave up booze and cigs, I became a vegan and did sports. . . and now I'm here anyway! Why??"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Call me crazy, but I'm not reassured...'

"What if they're right -- what if I do suck?"

Downward Dog

Consternation/Control

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

The way to elininate stress from your life is simply to stop thinking.

'You'd be good at yoga. The first thing you do is empty your mind.'

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."