Mind-over-matter Challengers Gifts

Spiky treadmill.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Whatever!

Bee Chess

Foreclosed

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

Business men line up at the police station

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"'How does this make me feel?' For what you charge an hour - you should be able to tell me."

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

Election

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

"It's not you, it's me -- I'm a solipsist."

No Smoking in the Castle

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"

No New Thoughts

'Are you sure you tried hard enough to be on time?'

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

'I'm going to tell you again, Higgins -- no more bites. The hunger is all in your mind, and it just makes a mess anyway.'

Michael Ignatieff: 'Give me all the party dissidents. I'll kill 'em!'

Violent Computer Games and the Young

"You look like you haven't lost weight."