Mind-mapping Skeptic Gifts

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

Innovative

Id/Ego/Superego.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Motorway of the Self

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'I just can't shake the feeling that there's a bigger world out there somewhere.'

Reverse Psychology.

Codependipity.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Do dreams during naps count?"

There's just no excuse for your behavior, Al. I thought it was your job to find one, doctor.

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"They're infantilizing us!"

They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.

"I've got some abandonment issues doc. . ."

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Inspired

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'