Mind-mapping Skeptic Pillows

'We tried a mind mapping excercise and found his in a skip next to the A564 in slough.'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

Innovative

Id/Ego/Superego.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Motorway of the Self

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Reverse Psychology.

Codependipity.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"Do dreams during naps count?"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

Inspired

"I've got some abandonment issues doc. . ."

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"It's Jung out there, son"