Mind Challenge Master Gifts

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Prawn Amend

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Man and brain

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Trojan Chess

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Brains versus management books.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues