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"We'd been on vacation when I lost sight of my husband in the streets of...umhh...in the city of...uhhh...well, sometimes dementia works to your advantage!"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

High speed cinder block

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Study more to pass more tests.

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"You call that a KISS?"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

Tom Mullica.

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'