Brainy Ponderer T-Shirts

Brain versus Religion.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Chiller Theatre

"Needs to get a life"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Is this who I am?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I cross the road to forget."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Dad, what is peace?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Nervous Student

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."