Witty Ponderer T-Shirts

Express their clever side! Discover t-shirts that showcase witty sayings and creative humor, perfect for the thinking, fun-loving personality of a witty ponderer.

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"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

"I cried because I had no shoes, the I met a horse who had no hooves, and a turtle who had no smoking jacket, and I laughed, because of something funny I remembered."

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'Is that all you read...designer labels?'

'Is that all you read...designer labels?' mockup

'Is that all you read...designer labels?'

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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Chiller Theatre

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed.... mockup

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

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The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..." mockup

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq. mockup

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

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"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense." mockup

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat." mockup

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?" mockup

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

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"I cross the road to forget."

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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"Is this who I am?"

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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Witty Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Witty Ponderer Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for witty ponderers, where clever designs and humorous quotes make mornings brighter and coffee breaks more inspiring.

Witty Ponderer Pillows

Add personality to their space with our witty and thoughtful pillow designs, perfect for the creative and curious spirit.

Witty Ponderer Prints

Decorate with our clever, humorous prints that celebrate the witty ponderer’s love for reflection and fun, inspiring smiles every day.