Brainy Types T-Shirts

"I was going to sue the neurosurgeon, but then he changed my mind."

"Is it that bad?"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Cutting down the Brain

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

Annual Amnesia Convention

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Miss America IQ pageant.

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!