Brainy Types Pillows

"I was going to sue the neurosurgeon, but then he changed my mind."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Cutting down the Brain

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

Miss America IQ pageant.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.