Brainy Individuals Pillows

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

"Is it that bad?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Cutting down the Brain

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!