Budding Brainiac Gifts

'I have an idea.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Is it that bad?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Spindle Neurons

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Child finding school too hard.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

A child busking

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'I think he is a composer.'

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

We only give him smartwater.

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

His sister wanted to try some keyhole brain surgey.

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'Now, just for laughs, let's give him the dog brain and see what happens.'