Birdie Chaser Gifts

Addressing The Ball

'Your backswing's too slow!'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

'I got three birdies.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Froh

The Great Rainbow of China

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Never thought I'd see the day they clean the water tank."

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Luck of the IRS.

"If birds fly over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Butterfly Catcher

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

'We need to move you out of cash and into equities.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

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