Butterfly Chaser Gifts

"Nice work, Charley."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"And the score remains unchanged."

Butterfly Catcher

Catching Butterflies

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You left this on our ship."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'You've changed.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'You do Botox?'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'Take me to your lawyer.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Close encounters of the turd kind...

Loch Ness Monster

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"We didn't even make the acknowledgements."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."