Butterfly Chaser Gifts

"Nice work, Charley."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"And the score remains unchanged."

Butterfly Catcher

Catching Butterflies

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You left this on our ship."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'You've changed.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'You do Botox?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Loch Ness Monster

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"We didn't even make the acknowledgements."

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"