Cheeky Birdwatchers Pillows

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The groceries are in the car."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Take us to your feeder."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Please be spaghetti."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

SOUTH OR BUST

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Nashville Peacock

"Mom feeds you the other way round? Come on, worms are worms. Now open your beaks, you brats!"

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"That bird looks just like your drone."