Birdwatching Tricksters Pillows

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

Life is for the birds.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Paralegal eagle.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The groceries are in the car."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Chickenspox

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Hey, you're growing fast alright: Your beak capacity has reached three litres!'