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Children's Parties

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Cyclist Flamingoes

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"The groceries are in the car."

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

"You fly into a window, too?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Take us to your feeder."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

"Please be spaghetti."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Do as I say, not as I dodo."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

SOUTH OR BUST

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"That bird looks just like your drone."

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'

"I'm telling you, I can see great big eyes staring at me!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Nashville Peacock

"Mom feeds you the other way round? Come on, worms are worms. Now open your beaks, you brats!"