Bird Watcher With A Twist Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: bird table

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Shark fin in a bird bath.

Ms Harned, bring me everything you have on worm futures

'Mr. Pleaton likes to make a profit from everything!'

'When you said you ate like a bird, I didn't realise you meant a pelican.'

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Vegetarian Birds

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Now what?'