Bird Lovers With A Twist Gifts

I Speak Your Weight: "Lay off the pizza and chips!"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Polluted geese

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Bird Tweet.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

No jay walking.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"