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That was finch on trills, sparrow on chirps, chickadee on cheeps, and I'm nuthatch on whistles - Good night, everyone, you've been great!

A Symphony of Penguins

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Polluted geese

Cat in a tank...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

Duck Hunt

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Worm Charmer

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'