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'You never talk to me anymore.'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Bird Torture.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

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"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'I think he's lonely.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Your future looks charming.'

Penguin suit fitting.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Swan in a trenchcoat.