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'You never talk to me anymore.'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

'Check it out - I used to be filled with rage and controlled by anger, but now - well, now I have a parrot.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Do me next."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

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"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You calm down."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Penguin suit fitting.

'Your future looks charming.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'