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'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm working from home today."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Wagging Dog

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'