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"That silly dog will chase that ball for hours!"

"If I had to be quarantined with anyone, I'm glad it's with you."

A walk in the mountains

'Uh,... Food.'

"When did you start laughing at DOG jokes?"

"I heard Dad say we were having fish for dinner, so I thought I'd come in and check on you guys."

"Do me next."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Worm Charmer

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Bird Torture.

"Not now, Oliver."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."