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'You want to put down the field guide a moment and lend me a hand?'

'Nice retrieve, Ben. But I'd like it to be on the same day I shoot it, or at least the same week!'

'Oops.'

'This new cat is good.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Turkey Owl

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

"Look closer, it's right under your beak."

"Nice place you got here... and widescreen entertainment!"

"The first rule about roadkill is "don't become one"! So check for traffic before you swoop down to get your dinner..."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

Peckish Cat

"Where are you flying to?"

"So my brother's got a tick bird...nobody's perfect."

'Where do you keep the bait, er, uh, I mean, bird seed?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'They've bugged our conversation.'

'You GO, girl!'

'Take it back and get one that matches our rug.'

'I know it appears cruel, but it's in my nature to want to annoy Bill Oddie.'

"Are you foraging underwater or is this a booty call?"

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Thanks for keeping my eggs warm Liz... Hope I haven't been too long...'

Screaming Latin Joke by Eton Boy

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'