Birdwatching Buffs Gifts

Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,

"You fly into a window, too?"

Eat up. While you were here, we moved all those nuts you've been hiding.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Life is for the birds.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Do me next."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Cat in a tank...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."