Animal Migration Fan Gifts

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'I have a full thermos of coffee and some snacks: We can start our migration now...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Cat and mouse

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'