Zoo Lovers Day Gifts

"Now that's just low-down mean."

City Zoo: Day Care

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Cow Pinatas

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Horror movies

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"Man's best friends."

"Bad dog."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Oh, crap.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Home Sweet Home

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Koala

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Unemotional Support Animal

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I have no thumbs."

Giraffe Selfie

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'