Veterinarian Appreciation Day Gifts

"Have you tried eating grass?"

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Bad dog."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Monuments

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Forget what?'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."