Veterans Appreciation Gifts

'It's Remembrance Day, Bob... you're supposed to be wearing a poppy!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

UNFADED GLORY

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Military style hedgehog

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Defence Cutbacks.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

The Drone

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The unknown war poet.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Lucky Stars.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'