Veterans Appreciation Gifts

'It's Remembrance Day, Bob... you're supposed to be wearing a poppy!'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Monuments

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Forget what?'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

UNFADED GLORY

Military style hedgehog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Defence Cutbacks.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

The unknown war poet.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."