Veterinary Day Gifts

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

Support the Ex-Troops

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Seagiraffes

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Quick, start the car!"