Veterinary Day Mugs

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Seagiraffes

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog yoga

'Fetch.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."