World Veterinary Day Mugs

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Bad dog."

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Support group for sheep.

Happy.

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."