Pet's Day Pillows

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Support group for sheep.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Haute Suture

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog wearing a cone

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Your love gives me strength."