New Puppy Celebration Prints

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Family with pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog wearing a cone

Pet Entertainers

Separation

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'...and talk about lazy!'

Disguised Dog

Dogs and Cake

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

He Did It!

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'