New Puppy Prints

"His name is Fluffy? I thought it was 'STOP IT!'"

"Seriously? 'Stalin'? That's what you want to name him?"

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Foster failure

Cling-On Dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Super Dog'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."