New Pet Celebration Gifts

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Cat Nip.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Raised by Dogs

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Super hero dog.

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Dog wearing a cone

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."