New Pet Celebration Gifts

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

A man and his dog

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Raised by Dogs

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Super hero dog.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Dog wearing a cone

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Your love gives me strength."