Pet-themed Gatherings Gifts

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I was almost that last year."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Christmas Pets

"You're completely screwed up."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

French Animal Noises.

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Too cute for comfort.

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

A bar for dogs

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

Putting the pets out.

"Nice top and tails."

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

"I see you have a cat."

'Why so glum? Didn't anyone bring donuts?'