Pet-themed Gatherings Prints

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

Christmas Pets

"You're completely screwed up."

Garbage Piñata

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog Birthdays

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

French Animal Noises.

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

Too cute for comfort.

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Yes, I am a Sphynx-Cat, and yes, I am called "Fluffy". My Master has a sick sense of humour...

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

"I did it!"

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

A bar for dogs

"Nice top and tails."

Putting the pets out.

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

A terrible fight was averted when someone put 'Fleabottom Boogie' on the turntable.'

"I don't recognize the face. Mind if I sniff you?"

"Is it my clients fault that he is a party animal?"

'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'

"I see you have a cat."