New Dog In The Family Mugs

"Pick me!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Family working together

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'By god that man stinks!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'He took a fetching class.'

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."