New Dog In The Family Gifts

"Pick me!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Family working together

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'By god that man stinks!'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'He took a fetching class.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'