Introducing New Pets Gifts

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Dreams

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'She's just great with the children.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Foster failure