Rescue Mission Aficionados Mugs

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

The hostage rescue team

Dog Dreams

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Arf! Arf!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

The princess and the key

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Rain Forest Filmcrew

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"I want that one, mommy!"

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Humpty Dumpty