Rescue Operation Fan Pillows

Tortoise fire department.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

'Show-off.'

Golf Club Rescue

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Humpty Dumpty

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A shark swims into a desert island.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"I knew you'd come!"

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Scalpel.

"Here's his medical directive."