Rescue Operation Fan Gifts

Tortoise fire department.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

'Show-off.'

Golf Club Rescue

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"This is a very nice thing you’re doing."

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"I've been saved! Thank God!"

Humpty Dumpty

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

A shark swims into a desert island.

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"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'My lawyer says he's pretty sure this is police entrapment.'

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

Lassie texting for help after Timmy has fallen into a well.

"He went up there to get the cat and now he's stuck."