Playful Rescuer Gifts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Boy rolled into a snowball

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Super Dog'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"Where the wild things were."

Woman escapes with cats.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.