Quirky Rescue Enthusiast Gifts

Moderately Quick Sand

Dog Dreams

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Football Crazy strip six

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Don Quixote

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Fly fishing.

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."